Wanted

A chilled-out, eccentric polymath in the Knoxville area with ample free time and a creative soul to guide my children on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays in unschooled home learning. Prefer retired teacher, childcare worker, or parent who is currently homeschooling his or her own child(ren). Will provide all curriculum, materials and supplies, and nutritious vegetarian lunches. Must include art and outdoor play every day. Must be willing to say "screw it" on some days and just let Ezra and Isis roll in the dirt or climb trees. Must not be obsessed with worksheets, proper spelling, and times tables.  In exchange, I will pay you a small stipend and teach you or your children as much Classical Latin, Greek, or Hebrew as you can stomach.

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