Hazel's spell

My sister Hazel is by far the best mother that I know.

How's this for conflict resolution?

In times of a major encroaching battle (example: my niece has locked herself in the parents' bedroom after hitting--- an event that would warrant GENERAL INSANITY in my own home), Hazel very calmly removes a trash bag from underneath the sink, and gives it a merry little shake. When my niece hears this ominous crinkling, she knows that the Toy Monster is getting ready to put her toys in a bag and throw them out. She is instantaneously recalcitrant and helpful.

Now, if you're thinking "My god. This mother threatens her child with the loss of her beloved playthings?!?! That's just diabolical!" then remember: major conflict. Shake of a bag. Problem solved.

Hazel should be hired by the United Nations.

This bit of magic that my sister performs reminded me of a birthday present she once gave me. A turning spice rack full of glass jars, which in turn were custom-labelled. The "pizazz" flavor was the best.  She's a mensch.